I Get My Exercise Acting As Pallbearer

If You Will Refrain From Telling Any Lies About The Republican Party, I'lll Promise Not To Tell The Truth About The Democrats.

"what Is The Most Beautiful Word In The Language?" The Elderly Lawyer Quickly Replied: "home."

There Have Been Many Presidents Of The United States And The Roll Will Be Indefinitely Extended. We Have Had A Number Of Brilliant Soldiers, But Only One Great General.

The Walk Downstairs To The Breakfast Table Is Excercise Enough For Any Gentleman.

As For Food, Half Of My Friends Have Dug Their Graves With Their Teeth.