There Are Worse Things In Life Than

The Food Here Is Terrible, And The Portions Are Too Small.

Chastity Is Curable, If Detected Early.

People Ask Me Whether I Think That One Day I Might Wake Up One Morning And Run Dry, But I've Had The Opposite Feeling - That I Would Die Before I Had Time To Write All The Ideas In My Drawer.

In 1940 I Was Just Turning 5 Years Old And Being Taken To The Movies. For Those Of Us Who Were Not Old Enough To Understand The Horror Of War It Was A Very Romantic Era Because These Guys Were Kissing Their Wives And Girlfriends Goodbye And Going Off To Fight And Become Heroes.

My Luck Is Getting Worse And Worse. Last Night, For Instance, I Was Mugged By A Quaker.