I Believe People Ought To Mate For

I Don't Believe In God. Just Try Getting A Plumber On The Weekend.

I Sold My Memoirs Of My Love Life To Parker Brothers And They Are Going To Make A Game Out Of It.

The Best An Idea Gets Is When Its In Your Head.

I Think That The Tendency For Most People Is To Fall Back On A Comic Interpretation Of Things Because Things Are So Sad, So Terrible. If You Didn't Laugh You'd Kill Yourself. But The Truth Of The Matter Is That Existence In General Is Very Very Tragic, Very Very Sad, Very Brutal And Very Unhappy.

After 60, All Of Us Belong To The Weaker Sex.