Life Is Divided Into The Horrible And

Humorists Always Sit At The Children's Table.

When I Was Kidnapped, My Parents Snapped Into Action. They Rented Out My Room.

By Now They Had Mastered My Own Language, But They Still Made Simple Mistakes, Like Using 'hermeneutics,' When They Meant 'heuristic'.

A Tree Never Hits An Automobile Except In Self Defense.

When I'm Not Working, I Think And I Think When I Get Depressed.