Life Is Divided Into The Horrible And

Reality May Not Be The Best Of All Possible Worlds, But It's Still The Only Place Where You Can Get A Decent Steak.

My Grandfather Had A Wonderful Funeral... On The Buffet Table There Was A Replica Of The Deceased In Potato Salad.

[the Universe Is] Haphazard, Morally Neutral, And Unimaginably Violent.

I'm Giving [my Analyst] One More Year--then I'm Going To Lourdes.

You Use Sex To Express Every Emotion Except Love.