Humorists Always Sit At The Children's Table.

It Is Impossible To Experience One's Death Objectively And Still Carry A Tune.

Death Is An Acquired Trait.

Once The Movie's Over, There's Not Much Point. When The Thing Is Edited, Mixed, And Color-corrected, And You've Finished It... In My Case, I Never Read Anything About It, I Never Think About It.

Talent Is Luck. The Important Thing In Life Is Courage.

Honey! Bring Down A Copy Of My Will - And An Eraser!