Humorists Always Sit At The Children's Table.

The Heart Wants What It Wants.

I Don't Respond Well To Mellow, You Know What I Mean, I Have A Tendency To... If I Get Too Mellow, I Ripen And Then Rot.

Marriage? That's For Life! It's Like Cement!

You Use Sex To Express Every Emotion Except Love.

Life Is For The Living.