Death Is An Acquired Trait.

Who's The Bigger Idiot, The Idiot Or The Idiot Who Gets Fooled By The Idiot?

I've Had Bad Luck In My Two Previous Marriages. The First Wife Left Me, And The Second Did Not. ­

Honey, You're The One Who Stopped Sleeping With Me, Ok? It'll Be A Year Come April 20th. I Remember The Date Exactly, Because It Was Hitler's Birthday

We Live In Far Too Permissive A Society. Never Before Has Pornography Been This Rampant. And Those Films Are So Badly Lit!

Ninety Percent Of Life Is Just Showing Up.