A Tree Never Hits An Automobile Except

But It Was I - Yes I - Who Discovered The Link Between Excessive Masturbation And Entry Into Politics!

When We Lose Twenty Pounds... We May Be Losing The Twenty Best Pounds We Have! We May Be Losing The Pounds That Contain Our Genius, Our Humanity, Our Love And Honesty.

My Wife And I Thought We Were In Love, But It Turned Out To Be Benign

I Sued American Apparel Because They Calculatingly Took My Name, My Likeness And Image And Used Them Publicly To Promote Their Business.

I Never Wanted To Or Expected To Make A Film Outside Of New York. New York Became Very, Very Expensive. The Same $18 Million Spent In Barcelona Or Rome Goes Much Further There.