There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises -

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

Old Age Is When You Resent The Swimsuit Issue Of Sports Illustrated Because There Are Fewer Articles To Read.

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.