There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises -

Happiness Is Having A Large, Loving, Caring, Close-knit Family In Another City.

I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

I Use The Cigar For Timing Purposes. If I Tell A Joke, I Smoke As Long As They Laugh And When They Stop Laughing I Take The Cigar Out Of My Mouth And Start My Next Joke.

The Heart Is A Temple Wherein All Truth Resides.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.