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I Would Never Make A Good Economist. You Know, An Economist Is A Man That Can Tell You Anything About — Well, He Will Tell You What Can Happen Under Any Given Condition — And His Guess Is Liable To Be As Good As Anybody Else's, Too.

One-third Of The People In The United States Promote, While The Other Two-thirds Provide.

I Bet After Seeing Us, George Washington Would Sue Us For Calling Him 'father.'

Do The Best You Can, And Don't Take Life Too Serious.

I Tell You Folks, All Politics Is Applesauce.