There Are Three Things The Prospective Traveler

Prolonged Statistics Are A Lethal Dose, Which If It Does Not Kill Will Certainly Dispel Your Audience.

You Can Always Spot A Well Informed Man His Views Are The Same As Yours.

I Think It Is Every Woman's Duty To Make Herself As Attractive As Her Time And Means Permit. After All, There You Are, In Your Person- A Living Symbol Of The Progress Of Art, Science And Imagination. To Be As Attractive As We Can Be Is Almost A Civic Duty; There Are So Many Sad And Ugly Things In The World That I Think Women Should Say To Themselves Humbly, Not With Vanity, 'i Will Try To Be As Pretty As I Can, So That When People Look At Me, They Will Feel Refreshed. I Will Make An Effort To Be Easy On The Eye.'

Believe Me, Nothing Is So Calculated To Lose You Audience Sympathy As Too Many Tears. Move Your Listeners All You Can But Let Them Do The Crying.

All The Humiliating, Tragicomic, Heartbreaking Things Happened To Me In My Girlhood, And Nothing Makes Me Happier Than To Realize I Cannot Possibly Relive My Youth.