Love At A Distance May Be Poignant;

Keeping Your Coat On Indoors In Russia, No Matter How Public The Place, Is Far Worse Than Keeping Your Hat On As The Flag Goes By. It Is Worse Than Going Into A Catholic Church In Spain With Your Upper Arms Bare. It Is Worse Than Telling A Mother Her Baby Bores You.

Believe Me, Nothing Is So Calculated To Lose You Audience Sympathy As Too Many Tears. Move Your Listeners All You Can But Let Them Do The Crying.

I've Got A Heart Like A College Prom. Each One I Dance With Seems The Best Of All.

Art, We Are Told, Is A Criterion Of One's Taste. How Humiliating, Should Our Taste Turn Out To Be Bad. Rather As Though We Were Caught Stark Naked With A Poor Figure.

It Is Usually When Men Are At Their Most Religious That They Behave With The Least Sense And The Greatest Cruelty.