When He Said We Were Trying To

Prolonged Statistics Are A Lethal Dose, Which If It Does Not Kill Will Certainly Dispel Your Audience.

The Theater Is A Baffling Business, And A Shockingly Wasteful One When You Consider That People Who Have Proven Their Worth, Who Have Appeared In Or Been Responsible For Successful Plays, Who Have Given Outstanding Performances, Can Still, In The Full Tide Of Their Energy, Be Forced, Through Lack Of Opportunity, To Sit Idle Season After Season, Their Enthusiasm, Their Morale, Their Very Talent Dwindling To Slow Gray Death. Of Finances We Will Not Even Speak; It Is Too Sad A Tale.

The Only People Who Never Fail Are Those Who Never Try

All The Humiliating, Tragicomic, Heartbreaking Things Happened To Me In My Girlhood, And Nothing Makes Me Happier Than To Realize I Cannot Possibly Relive My Youth.

When Men Don't Like Another Man Everyone Assumes He's No Good And That The Men Know What They Are Talking About, Yet When Women Dislike Another Woman People Just Think They're Being Catty.