I've Got A Heart Like A College

All The Humiliating, Tragicomic, Heartbreaking Things Happened To Me In My Girlhood, And Nothing Makes Me Happier Than To Realize I Cannot Possibly Relive My Youth.

In Love, Gallantry Is Necessary. Even When The First Wild Desire Is Gone, Especially Then, There Is An Inherent Need For Good Manners And Consideration, For The Putting Forth Of Effort. Two Courteous And Civilized Human Beings Out Of The Loneliness Of Their Souls Owe That To Each Other.

Like Building A House, Travel Always Costs More Than You Estimate.

I've Got A Heart Like A College Prom. Each One I Dance With Seems The Best Of All.

George Moore Unexpectedly Pinched My Behind. I Felt Rather Honored That My Behind Should Have Drawn The Attention Of The Great Master Of English Prose.