There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.