Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?

I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!