There Are Enough Tears In Any Child's

I Hate Mondays - I Hate That Feeling You've Got To Get Yourself Up.

It's The Combination Of Marrying A Beautiful Woman Three Decades Younger And My Ipad That Keeps Me Young.

No One - Apart From My Agent, Perhaps - Should Leave One Of My Shows In Tears.

I Love Getting On You Tube To Look At The Old Comics. I Am In My Element Seeing Guys Like Jack Benny And Phil Silvers Give Interviews.

Lots Of People Come Up To Me And Call Me Sir Bruce Now. Interviewers Call Me Sir With Every Question, But I Never Make A Point Of Making People Call Me Sir. It Doesn't Matter To Me, Though; It Was A Great Honour To Be Knighted. I'm Very Proud Of It.