My Father Earned Every Penny He Had,

It Could Still Be A Good Night If You Play Your Cards Right.

Some People Hate The Sight Of Me As Soon As They See Me On Television. They Loathe The Look Of Me, And I Accept That From The Days Of Variety. I Would Walk On And Some People Would Open A Newspaper And Think, 'he's First On, So He Can't Be Any Good.' I Accept That.

I Have No Plans To Rock Myself To Sleep In My Bath Chair Yet.

They Do Say, The Smaller The Feet, The Better The Dancer.

When I Was In The Business As A Young Performer, It Was A Recognised Fact That When You Got To 60 You Were Out, Because There'd Be A New Crop Of Comics Coming Up All The Time, Every 10 Years Or So.