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All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But If I Wandered Into The Garage, My Father Would Say: 'son, You're Not Going To Have Filthy Hands Like Mine. You're Going Into Show Business.'

No One - Apart From My Agent, Perhaps - Should Leave One Of My Shows In Tears.

I Am Not Doddery... Doddery I Am Not!

He Was So Good At Everything He Did. You Can't Call Ronnie Barker A Comedian. He Was An Actor, And A Great Writer.

When I Was In The Business As A Young Performer, It Was A Recognised Fact That When You Got To 60 You Were Out, Because There'd Be A New Crop Of Comics Coming Up All The Time, Every 10 Years Or So.