I Can Tell By The Way Somebody

When I Married Wilnelia, One Of The First Things I Wanted To Know About Puerto Rico Was The Quality Of The Golf Courses.

It's Sad When You See Most Of Your Friends In The Business Gone, Like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They Were Very Dear To Me. You No Longer Have The Chance To Bump Into Them At A Celebrity Do.

That Mick Jagger, I Feel Sorry For Him. After All These Years He Still Can't Get No Satisfaction.

I Hate Mondays - I Hate That Feeling You've Got To Get Yourself Up.

It's The Combination Of Marrying A Beautiful Woman Three Decades Younger And My Ipad That Keeps Me Young.