You Can Shuffle My Deck Any Day!

I'm Not Even Really A Joke-teller. I Can Do Ad-lib And Banter, But I Don't Do Jokes.

I Hate Mondays - I Hate That Feeling You've Got To Get Yourself Up.

No One - Apart From My Agent, Perhaps - Should Leave One Of My Shows In Tears.

It's The Combination Of Marrying A Beautiful Woman Three Decades Younger And My Ipad That Keeps Me Young.

It May Be An Old Cliche, But I Think True Love Will Last; It Has No End. But Finding The Right Person Is A Very Difficult Thing.