If I Couldn't Move, I Don't Know

All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But If I Wandered Into The Garage, My Father Would Say: 'son, You're Not Going To Have Filthy Hands Like Mine. You're Going Into Show Business.'

It's Sad When You See Most Of Your Friends In The Business Gone, Like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They Were Very Dear To Me. You No Longer Have The Chance To Bump Into Them At A Celebrity Do.

My Biggest Regret Is That My Mother Didn't See Me Walk On To That London Palladium Stage, Being The Star She Always Wanted Me To Be. But I Always Say That When She Reached Heaven, She Had A Word With A Few Agents.

I Love Getting On You Tube To Look At The Old Comics. I Am In My Element Seeing Guys Like Jack Benny And Phil Silvers Give Interviews.

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