I Am Not Doddery... Doddery I Am

A Round Of Golf Is The Ideal Antidote To Stress.

I Met My Darling Wife Wilnelia In 1980 When We Were On The Judging Panel For The Miss World Contest At The Royal Albert Hall. With Two Ex-wives And Five Daughters, I Thought I Wouldn't Be Involved With Anyone For A Long Time - If Ever. Winnie Was So Gorgeous, My Jaw Dropped - And It's A Big Jaw To Drop.

It's Sad When You See Most Of Your Friends In The Business Gone, Like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They Were Very Dear To Me. You No Longer Have The Chance To Bump Into Them At A Celebrity Do.

I Hate Mondays - I Hate That Feeling You've Got To Get Yourself Up.

I'm Not Even Really A Joke-teller. I Can Do Ad-lib And Banter, But I Don't Do Jokes.