I Am Not Doddery... Doddery I Am

It's Frightening, The Way Life Speeds Up. When You're At School, Time Can't Go Fast Enough.

Just Doing Any Kind Of Work - Even An Interview For Breakfast Television - Makes Me Feel Happy.

That Mick Jagger, I Feel Sorry For Him. After All These Years He Still Can't Get No Satisfaction.

Some People Hate The Sight Of Me As Soon As They See Me On Television. They Loathe The Look Of Me, And I Accept That From The Days Of Variety. I Would Walk On And Some People Would Open A Newspaper And Think, 'he's First On, So He Can't Be Any Good.' I Accept That.

Did You Write The Words, Or The Lyrics?