Theatre Audiences Can't Be Made To Think

It's Easy Enough To Get Along With A Loved And Loving Child - At Least Till You Try To Get Him To Do Something.

A Woman Ought To Look Up To Her Husband, If Only A Half-inch.

Pity All Newlyweds. She Cooks Something Nice For Him, And He Brings Her Flowers, And They Kiss And Think: How Easy Marriage Is.

Anything You Lose Automatically Doubles In Value.

If The Pain Wanders, Do Not Waste Your Time With Doctors.