People Are Like Birds: On The Wing,

Goods Are Displayed By Thousands Of Shopkeepers With A Sense Of Beauty That Finds No Other Outlet.

If You Can Tell Anyone About It, It's Not The Worst Thing You Ever Did.

When You Let Money Speak For You, It Drowns Out Anything Else You Meant To Say.

If You See In Your Children Most Of Your Own Faults, You Have Failed As A Parent, But Succeeded As A Neurotic.

I Know Which Side My Bread Is Buttered On: The Side Which Falls On The Carpet.