My Doctor Is Nice; Every Time I

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

The Neurotic Thinks Himself Both Hamlet And Claudius, In A World That Belongs To Polonius.

Money: In Its Absence, We Are Coarse; In Its Presence, We Are Vulgar.

Women Are Never Landlocked: They're Always Mere Minutes Away From The Briny Deep Of Tears.

Nobody Knows The Trouble We've Seen-but We Keep Trying To Tell Them.