It Upsets Women To Be, Or Not

When A Man Falls In Love, He Wants To Go To Bed. When A Woman Falls In Love, She Wants To Talk About It.

After The Chills And Fever Of Love, How Nice Is The 98.6 Degrees Of Marriage.

The Neurotic Keeps Minute Track Of His Enemies; It Is Only His Friends He Is Careless About.

I've Been Hiding From God, And I'm Appalled To Find How Easy It Is.

Men Enjoy Being Thought Of As Hunters, But Are Generally Too Lazy To Hunt. Women, On The Other Hand, Love To Hunt, But Would Rather Nobody Knew It.