For The Happiest Life, Days Should Be

Men Gossip Less Than Women, But Mean It.

Puritans Will Never Believe It, But Life Is Full Of Disagreeable Things That Aren't Even Good For You.

Says The Rude Child: "no, I Won't Do It." Says The Courteous Grown-up: "yes, I Won't Do It.

We Are Never More Self-righteous Than When Giving Up What We Should Have Shunned All Along.

How Strange That The Young Should Always Think The World Is Against Them - When In Fact That Is The Only Time It Is For Them.