The Worm In The Radish Doesn't Think

No One Knows Whom The Shoe Pinches - No One.

The Worm In The Radish Doesn't Think There Is Anything Sweeter.

You See How It Is, My Dear Friends. There's No Pleasing Everyone. It's Hopeless To Even Try, And The More You Play The Peacemaker, The Less Peaceful Things Become.

It Is An Old Custom Amongst Jewish Children, To Become War-like On The 'l'ag Beomer.' They Arm Themselves From Head To Foot With Wooden Swords, Pop-guns And Bows And Arrows. They Take Food With Them, And Go Off To Wage War.

Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take Tzedakah [charity] For Passover.