The World Needs More Edwin Morgans, People

Acting Is A Different Discipline. On Stage I'm Free To Say What I Please. But The Change Is Very Good For Ya.

I've Always Wanted To Go To Switzerland To See What The Army Does With Those Wee Red Knives.

Never Trust A Man, Who When Left Alone With A Tea Cosey... Doesn't Try It On.

Honestly Some Folk Will Take Offence At Anything, I Met A Bloke With No Legs This Morning While At The Bus Stop, All I Asked Was "how Are You Getting On?"

People Die All The Time. It's Just That You're Not Around.