The Way To Any Woman's Heart, Be

I Do Like Artfully Breaking Rules.

I'm Not A Slave Driver Or A Yeller. I Was Yelled At In Kitchens And Other Workplaces.

I Hate Using The Word Coagulant.

I Have Nothing But Sympathy For The People Who Are Forced To Work With Me. I'm Better Now At Picking Out Those That Want To Play That Game With Me, And Those That Don't.

If I Took My Turkey Out Of The Refrigerator And, Like, Threw It In A Dumpster Or Drug It Down The Street In New York For A While [it Will Make People Sick].