The Way Out Of Trouble Is Never

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.

A Poem Is No Place For An Idea.

Americans Detest All Lies Except Lies Spoken In Public Or Printed Lies.

So Long As We Do Not Blow Our Brains Out, We Have Decided Life Is Worth Living.

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.