To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult

I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.

All Of The Troubles That Some People Have In Life Is That Which They Married Into.

Many A Man Is Saved From Being A Thief By Finding Everything Locked Up.

The Most Agreeable Thing In Life Is Worthy Accomplishment. It Is Not Possible That The Idle Tramp Is As Contented As The Farmers Along The Road Who Own Their Own Farms, And Whose Credit Is Good At The Bank In Town. When The Tramps Get Together At Night, They Abuse The Farmers, But Do Not Get As Much Satisfaction Out Of It As Do The Farmers Who Abuse The Tramps. The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.