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You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One

My Own Mother Died When I Was 10 Years Old. My Folks Have Told Me That What Little Humor I Have Comes From Her. I Can't Remember Her Humor, But I Can Remember Her Love And Understanding Of Me.

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If You Let Women Have Their Way, You Will Generally Get Even With Them In The End.