See What Will Happen If You Don't

I See By The Papers That They Are Going To Do Away With All The Nuisance Taxes. That Means That A Man Can Get A Marriage License For Nothing.

In Europe Public Men Do Resign. But Here It's A Lost Art. You Have To Impeach 'em.

The Senate Just Sits And Waits Till They Find Out What The President Wants, So They Know How To Vote Against Him.

There's A Simple Solution To Our Traffic Problems. We'll Have Business Build The Roads, And Government Build The Cars.

No Nation Ever Had Two Better Friends That We Have. You Know Who They Are? The Atlantic And Pacific Oceans.