I Love A Dog. He Does Nothing

The Theater Is A Great Equalizer: It Is The Only Place Where The Poor Can Look Down On The Rich.

Diplomats Are Just As Essential To Starting A War As Soldiers Are For Finishing It... You Take Diplomacy Out Of War, And The Thing Would Fall Flat In A Week.

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.

You Shake A Slogan At An American And It's Just Like Showing A Hungry Dog A Bone.