I Love A Dog. He Does Nothing

The Reason Political Party Platforms Are So Long Is That When You Straddle Anything It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.

If We Could Just Go Back The Last Two Or Three Years And Do Our Buying A Little More Carefully, Why... We Would Be O.k.

Everything Is Changing. People Are Taking Their Comedians Seriously And The Politicians As A Joke.

Work To Make A Living; Serve To Make A Life.

On Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything: Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.