I Love A Dog. He Does Nothing

We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody Has To Sit On The Curb And Applaud When They Go By.

Americans Are Getting Like A Ford Car, They All Have The Same Exact Parts, The Same Upholstering And Make Exactly The Same Noises.

I Don't Think You Can Make A Lawyer Honest By An Act Of Legislature. You've Got To Work On His Conscience. And His Lack Of Conscience Is What Makes Him A Lawyer.

The Only Real Diplomacy Ever Performed By A Diplomat Is In Deceiving Their Own People After Their Dumbness Has Got Them Into A War.

If There Are No Dogs In Heaven, Then When I Die I Want To Go Where They Went.