The Truth Is, Pavlov's Dog Trained Pavlov

The Main Reason Women Are Crazy, Is That Men Are Stupid.

I Love It In A Movie When They Throw A Guy Off A Cliff. I Love It Even When It's Not A Movie. No, Especially When It's Not A Movie.

Religion Is Sort Of Like A Lift In Your Shoes. If It Makes You Feel Better, Fine. Just Don't Ask Me To Wear Your Shoes.

Age Is A Hell Of A Price To Pay For Wisdom.

We Get What We Deserve. They Are Our Elected Officials.