If The Shoe Fits, Buy Another One

By And Large, Language Is A Tool For Concealing The Truth.

I'm Not In Show Business Because I Don't Have To Go To The Meetings, I'm Just Not A Part Of It, I Don't Belong To It. When You "belong" To Something. You Want To Think About That Word, "belong." People Should Think About That: It Means They Own You. If You Belong To Something It Owns You, And I Just Don't Care For That. I Like Spinning Out Here Like One Of Those Subatomic Particles That They Can't Quite Pin Down.

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

What Year Did Jesus Think It Was?

If A Turtle Doesn't Have A Shell, Is He Homeless Or Naked?