Everybody In America Is A Part Of

Don't Give Your Money To The Church. They Should Be Giving Their Money To You.

Hard Work Is For People Short On Talent.

As You Swim The River Of Live, Do The Breast Stroke. It Helps To Clear The Turds From Your Path.

I, Myself, Have Killed Six People. All Random, All Undetected, No Way To Trace Them To Me. And, Let Me Tell You, There's Nothin' Like It. It's A Great Feeling. Yeah, I Know, You're Thinking. 'aw, He's A Comedian. He's Just Sayin' That Stuff.' Good. That's Exactly What I Want You To Think.

No One Who Has Had "taps" Played For Them Has Ever Been Able To Hear It.