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If You Will Refrain From Telling Any Lies About The Republican Party, I'lll Promise Not To Tell The Truth About The Democrats.

It Was For Columbus, When The Right Hour Struck, Forced And Propelled By This Fresh Life, To Reveal The Land Where These New Principles Were To Be Brought, And Where The Awaited Trial Of The New Civilization Was To Be Made.

The Government Of The United States Is And Always Has Been A Lawyer's Government.

The Walk Downstairs To The Breakfast Table Is Excercise Enough For Any Gentleman.

My Dinners Have Never Interfered With My Business. They Have Been My Recreation. . . A Public Banquet, If Eaten With Thought And Care, Is No More Of A Strain Than A Dinner At Home.