The Tannoy Is Crackling But I Can

I'm Not A Ice Cream, I'm A Human Being

Look, I Can't Go Out With You, Because... Because... Because I'm A Lesbian.

I Put My Arm Around Her And Said, "jas, I Have Found That When You Are Troubled, It Is Often Better To Think Of Others Rather Than Yourself. I Think You Would Feel Much Better If You Got Me Some Milky Coffee And Jammy Dodgers And I Told You All About Me.

Dance Of The Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, That's Got A Nice Ring To It.

Mr. Darcy Was In Pride And Prejudice And At First He Was All Snooty And Huffy; Then He Fell In A Lake And Came Out With His Shirt All Wet. And Then We All Loved Him. In A Swoony Way.