Shut Up Jas, You Are Not Baby

Mum Said, "it Is The Thought That Counts." And I Said, "i Know, Which Is Why I Am Ringing The Authorities Right Now. Anyone Who Thinks Like She Does Should Be Locked Up Out Of Harm's Way.

Mr. Darcy Was In Pride And Prejudice And At First He Was All Snooty And Huffy; Then He Fell In A Lake And Came Out With His Shirt All Wet. And Then We All Loved Him. In A Swoony Way.

Heathcliff. The "hero" Of Wuthering Heights. Although No One Knows Why. He's Mean, Moody, And Possibly A Bit On The Pongy Side. Cathy Loves Him, Though. She Shows This By Viciously Rejecting Him And Marrying Someone Else For A Laugh. Still, That Is True Love On The Moors For You.

Love Is A Many Trousered Thing.

Shut Up Jas, You Are Not Baby Jesus