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Honestly, What Planet Do These People Live On? And Why Isn't It Farther Away?

Dance Of The Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, That's Got A Nice Ring To It.

What Is That Song They Are Singing Is It An Old Yorkshire Ditty You Know Like That 'on Ilkley Moor Bar T'at' " Ruby Said "nah It's A Football Song. It Goes 'we Hate Chelsea We Hate Chelsea We Are The Chelsea Haters.

Mum Said, "it Is The Thought That Counts." And I Said, "i Know, Which Is Why I Am Ringing The Authorities Right Now. Anyone Who Thinks Like She Does Should Be Locked Up Out Of Harm's Way.

Look, I Can't Go Out With You, Because... Because... Because I'm A Lesbian.