P.p.s. I Am Giving You Telepathic Hugs.

I Don't Want To Be Rude To The Afflicted But Uncle Eddie Is Bald In A Way Which Is The Baldest I Have Ever Seen.

He Has A Song In His Heart For Me. I Hope It Is Not "shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

I Am Going To Keep My Mind (well, What's Left Of It) Occupied By Doing (and I Never Thought The Day Would Come When I Would Say This) My Homework.

Honestly, What Planet Do These People Live On? And Why Isn't It Farther Away?

Its Okay I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers.