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When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish To Mention Any Names', It Means It Ain't Necessary To Mention Any Names.

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Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

There's Another Advantage To Being Poor - A Doctor Will Cure You Faster.

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.