The Rich Man And His Daughter Are

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

Whoever Takes Just Plain Ginger Ale Soon Gets Drowned Out Of The Conversation.

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.