The Rich Man And His Daughter Are

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.

Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money Is Transferred From The Pockets Of The Proletariat To That Of Lawyers.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.