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Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store Is Losing Money On.

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.

When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish To Mention Any Names', It Means It Ain't Necessary To Mention Any Names.

Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.