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He [p.g.wodehouse] Is I Believe, The Only Man Living Who Speaks With Equal Fluency The American And English Languages.

Dogs Laugh, But They Laugh With Their Tails.

A Joke Is Not A Thing But A Process, A Trick You Play On The Listener's Mind. You Start Him Off Toward A Plausible Goal, And Then By A Sudden Twist You Land Him Nowhere At All Or Just Where He Didn't Expect To Go.

There Is Truth In The High Opinion That In So Far As A Man Conforms, He Ceases To Exist.

The Defining Function Of The Artist Is To Cherish Consciousness.