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The Worst Enemy Of Human Hope Is Not Brute Facts, But Men Of Brains Who Will Not Face Them.

Humor Is A Kind Of Emotional Chaos Told About Calmly And Quietly In Retrospect.there Is Always A Laugh In The Utterly Familiar.

There Is Something Self-defeating In The Too-conscious Pursuit Of Pleasure.

A Joke Is Not A Thing But A Process, A Trick You Play On The Listener's Mind. You Start Him Off Toward A Plausible Goal, And Then By A Sudden Twist You Land Him Nowhere At All Or Just Where He Didn't Expect To Go.

Patriotism Is One Of The Unalterable Facts Of Man's Nature. It Is A Virtue If You Like It, And A Vice If You Don't Like It.