The Problem With Dating A Model Is

I'm Going To Hell, Ah... But You're Laughing, So You're Coming.

Ex-girlfriends Will Find Themselves In My New Routine. Sometimes They Like That, And Sometimes They Definitely Do Not. But Comedians Should Come With A Giant Warning Or Disclaimer: If You Date Me, It Will Be In My Act.

When A Guy Says "i Have No Idea What You're Talking About" It Means "i'm Thinking Of Exactly What You're Saying I Did While I Lie To You."

I Have A New Saying, What I See In Vegas, I Am Telling Everybody.

I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics A Lot.