The Pope Is Guarded By The Swiss

Cake And Tea Or Death?

Puberty Is The Sickest Joke God Plays On Us. So You're Just Noticing Members Of The Sex: "girls Girls, Ooo". Naturally You Want To Look Your Best, And God Says "no! You Will Look The Worst You've Ever Looked In Your Life!"

If There Were A God, Don't You Think He Would Have Flicked Hitler's Head Off?

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

There Was No Religion In My Life Growing Up. Did God Invent Us Or Did We Invent God?