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Let Language Be The Divining Rod That Finds The Sources Of Thought.

Satire That The Censor Understands Is Rightly Censored.

To Have No Ideas And Being Able To Express Them Is The Essence Of Journalism.

Progress Celebrates Victories Over Nature. Progress Makes Purses Out Of Human Skin. When People Were Traveling In Mail Coaches, The World Got Ahead Better Than It Does Now That Salesmen Fly Through The Air. What Good Is Speed If The Brain Has Oozed Out On The Way? How Will The Heirs Of This Age Be Taught The Most Basic Motions That Are Necessary To Activate The Most Complicated Machines? Nature Can Rely On Progress; It Will Avenge It For The Outrage It Has Perpetrated On It.

No Ideas And The Ability To Express Them - That's A Journalist.