An Idea's Birth Is Legitimate If One

A White Lie Is Always Pardonable. But He Who Tells The Truth Without Compulsion Merits No Leniency.

Sorrento, August. For Two Weeks Now I Haven't Heard A German Word Or Understood An Italian One. This Way One Can Manage To Live With People; Everything Goes Like Clockwork And No Irksome Misunderstanding Can Arise.

Morality Is A Venereal Disease. Its Primary Stage Is Called Virtue; Its Secondary Stage, Boredom; Its Tertiary Stage, Syphilis.

If Children Had Been Told That They Could Not Blow Their Noses, This Alone Would Make Adults Blush.

Ingratitude Is Often Disproportionate To The Benefaction Received.